| Roasting & Toasting Giggles
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The following tidbit began a wonderful and personal toast to the bride and groom from the bride's brother: "John, take Emily's hand and place your hand over her's. Now, remember this moment and cherish it... because this will be the last time you'll ever have the upper hand!"
As the Minister wed my cousin, he produced a roll of white toilet paper (mind you he knew my cousin) and said "Let us all hope and pray that your married life is like this toilet roll - soft, strong and ever so long.
May you never lie, cheat or drink. But if you must lie, lie with each other. And if you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink with us for we all love you and wish you both the love and happiness of which you deserve.
My brother in-law used this toast. It is simple and we loved it. "Let us toast the health of the bride, let us toast the health of the groom, let us toast the priest who tied. And I'd personally like to toast every guest in the room."
May you swear, steal, and lie.
Swear by all that's good and true.
Steal away your cares and sorrows.
And lie in the arms of the one you love.
May you both live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.
May the love you express to each other today, always be the first thoughts during any trying times in the future.
I see the love you both have in each other's eyes and as your love grows for one another, may you look back on this day and know this is when you loved each other the least.
I'll be toasting the bride and groom with Shakespeare's sonnets. 18 for her, 53 for him, 116 for them both. I'm AWFUL at speeches, so I'm letting the expert speak for me.
Remember the love you feel today. Look back on it daily and measure how much it has grown.
May the Best of Your Yesterdays
Be the Worst of Your Tomorrows
Wedding Toast, to the Bride and Groom
My Greatest wish for the two of you is that through the years your love for each other will so deepen and grow, that years from now you will look back on this day, your wedding day, as the day you loved each other the least.
Wedding Toast, to the Bride and Groom
It don't matter where you get your appetite, as long as you eat at home!
Wedding Toast, to the Bride and Groom
May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.
Wedding Toast, From the Bride to the Groom or From the Groom to the Bride
Here's to the prettiest, here's to the wittiest, Here's to the truest of all who are true, Here's to the neatest one, here's to the sweetest one, Here's to them, all in one - here's to you.
Wedding Toast, to the Groom
Here's to the groom, a man who keeps his head though he loses his heart.
Wedding Toast, to the Bridesmaids
A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here's to these beautiful bridesmaids.
Wedding Toast, to the Bridesmaids
We admire them for their beauty, respect them for their intelligence, adore them for their virtues, and love them because we can't help it.
Wedding Toast, to the Bride and Groom
Marriage: A community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves - making in all, two.
Wedding Toast, to the Bride and Groom
May the roof above you never fall in and may you both never fall out.
Wedding Toast, to the Bride and Groom
To the lamp of love - may it burn brightest in the darkest hours and never flicker in the winds of trial.
Wedding Toast, to the Bride
May she share everything with her husband, including the housework.
Wedding Toast, to the Bride and Groom
May 'for better or worse' be far better than worse.
Wedding Toast, From the Groom to the Bride
She knows all about me and loves me just the same.
Wedding Toast, to the Bride and Groom
The man or woman you really love will never grow old to you. Through the wrinkles of time, through the bowed frame of years, You will always see the dear face and feel The warm heart union of your eternal love.
Wedding Toast, From the parents of the Bride and Groom
It is written: when children find true love, parents find true joy. Here's to your joy and ours, from this day forward.
Wedding Toast, to the Bride and Groom
May you have many children and may they grow mature in taste and healthy in color and as sought after as the contents of the glass.
Wedding Toast, to the gathering
Let us toast the health of the bride; Let us toast the health of the groom, Let us toast the person that tied; Let us toast every guest in the room.
Wedding Toast, to the Bride and Groom
Look down our God, and on this couple drop a blessed crown.
Wedding Toast, to the Bride and Groom
Remember that if you ever put your marital problems on the back burner they are sure to boil over.
Wedding Toast, to the Bride and Groom
Happy marriages begin when we marry the one we love, and they blossom when we love the one we married.
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